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yeahiwasintheshit asked: "'Gravy Holocaust' Sucks!" screamed Mr Lowenstein, the head of Heinz's advertising department. He didnt appreciate the little pissant attempt at humor. Everyone needed to focus on how to market the reduced prices of americas favorite gravy.

I thought tumblr fanfic had to contain trivialized unrealistic gay sex, google translated english-to-japanese language, vampires with a twist and male pregnancy?

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